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judgedteenblogger:

 

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet


i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

(Source: vampiregrill)



Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)


catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly


latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)


gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book